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Bashing Bible Thumpers

The only religion that can legally be mocked in America is about to be ridiculed at a whole new level.

The creative geniuses over at ABC Network just launched a new level of raunch called—Good Christian Bitches*

With a name like this it is obvious the show’s not going to be putting a positive spin on the local bible study groups.   This show brings ridicule to a whole new level with a creative cast of characters that will make the Munsters look like Mensa members.  The main characters in this new pilot do a fantastic job of jabbing at what use to be considered mainstream behavior.   Some character highlights include:

  • Amanda Vaughn–Former high-school “Queen Bitch,” formerly rich, Amanda lost everything when her husband was exposed for stealing billions of dollars from investors and died in a car crash with his mistress.
  • Sharon Peacham—Fat, insecure, and basically all around worthless.
  • Cricket Caruth-Reilly—another  worthless,  low budget character—with a gay husband.

Yeah, no bias here in Hollywood’s depiction of what the average “Christian” family looks like—can you say FREAKS

You can pretty much close your eyes and write the entire series for them because you know they are going to have the same Bill Mauer highlight clips:

  • Whoever has even a shred of faith will be completely depicted as moronic and intolerant
  • Most will be sexual deviants
  • All will be greedy and hypocritical

One should expect the comedy writers at CBS to stay pretty much on target with the same stereotypes—unintelligent, hypocritical, deviant, and uninteresting.

Imagine what would happen instead of the word “Christian” Bitches they used any of the following:

  • Hindu ___
  • Muslim ____
  • Animal loving ___

There would be blood in the streets.  The producer would be hunted down, pulled out of his martini booth at Morton’s and would likely end up found in a park with a Columbian necktie.  After that , the message would be clear—group @#$@#$ would be off limits for mocking and ridicule.   Shortly after the show was pulled and the producer was buried,  some ex-Obama staffer would throw together a crafty little syllabus that would soon be taught at most elite universities in America  called  @#$@#$ Studies.  These folks would be forever off limits for ridicule and would join the ever expanding list of “protected persons “ groups.

Yep, the only group still left in America to criticize and poke fun at is the traditional church goer.  God bless the Fourth Amendment.    As inane as this sitcom will prove itself to be, at least there is still the freedom to criticize.  If only the other groups could handle ridicule as well as the bible thumpers.